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Dirty Picture – I hurted!

Monna saturday S2 (maa oorlo kotthaga open chesina multiplex, paatha group of 3 theatres ne remodel chesaaru)lo ‘Bezawada’ choodataaniki vellinappudu akkada ‘Dirty picture’ posters choosaanu…news lo ee movie gurinchina gossips, reviews etc vini vunnaanu..ayinaa naakem pedda interestingaa anipinchaledu….so choodalani anukoledu…S ki koodaa Hindi movie ante assalu istam vundadu (ardham kaadugaa, andukani :P)..so lite theesukunnaam..

Ee roju madhyaanam amma phone chesindi…Nanna clinic pakkane aayana friend okari illundi…iddaroo (nanna, aa uncle) paathikellagaa friends…aa uncle podduna nanna cliniclo vundagaa vacchi cheppaaruta..DP baagundi choodandi ani..nannocchi ammatho cheppaaruta “Elaagoo mana bewaars batch (memiddaram + maaku puttina paapaniki maa Pandu gaadu) ee cinema ki velthundi kadaa(ante memu anni cinemaalu cover chesthaam ani maa nanna opinion, annee kakapoyinaa 90% choosthaam)..appudu maniddarikee koodaa tickets theesukomani cheppu” ani..

So amma naaku cheppindi “Keerthi, DP ki meeru velleppudu maa iddarikee koodaa tickets theesukondi” ani…appatidaaka daani patla pedda interest lekapoyinaa repu moharram ayi Pandu gaadi school ki holiday kadaa, ee roju veldaamle anukunnaa…ayithe aa  movie lo konchem exposing ekkuva vuntundi ani vinnaanu kaabatti naanna tho aa movie ki nenu raalenule amma..ee roju memiddaram velli, baagunte repatiki mee iddarikee tickets testhaam ani cheppaa..amma sare andi..

Ikanem lediki lechinde parugu kadaa, S ki phone chesi DP ki tickets theesuko ani cheppaa…thanemo habbaa, vellaalaa aa movie ki ani nasigaadu..nenu vellaalsinde, maa amma vaallu koodaa manam choosaaka choosthaaruta ani cheppaanu..ika sare ani intikosthoo second show ki tickets tecchaadu…Pandu gaadu cinema anagaane chengu chenguna genthukuntoo “Cinma, train, gate, pattaalu”  antoo kushigaa vunnaadu…S2 mundu railway line vundi…vaadikemo train istam…so theatre ki velthe trains choodocchu kaasepu ani vaadi santhosham…mugguram ready ayi cinemaki vellaam…nenu chaalaa rojula tharvatha long skirt vesukunnaanu…maa oorlo ee madhye married ladies ilaanti dresses vesukunte choodataaniki janam alavaatu paduthunnaaru…theatre main entrance daggara abbayi maa tickets choopinchagaane naa vepu adolaa choosaadu…naa dress gurinchemole ani nenu pattinchukoledu…

Screen 1 lo vundi movie…akkadikellaam mugguram…pandu gaadini nenu etthukuni vunnaanu…S naa mundu vunnaadu…entrance open cheyagaane thanu tickets choopinchi lopaliki vellipoyaadu..maa madhyalo inko abbayi doori vellipoyaadu..athani venaka nenu theatre loki vellabothunte gate keeper aapesaadu,

GK : “Maadam…”

Me: “Aaa enti..ticketaa, adugo aa mundu velthunnaade thanu icchaadugaa”

GK: “Adi kaadu…”

Me: “Marenti?”

GK: “Ee cinema meeru choosedi kaadu”

Oka verri navvu navvaanu, ayinaa lopaliki vellabothunte S venakki vacchi emayindi ani adigaadu..cheppaanu..thanu gate keeper daggaraki velli,

“Families raatledaa ee cinemaki” ani adigaadu

GK: “Ledu sir, ippati daakaa raaledu…mee istam ika”

Ee lopu maa venakaala Queue aagipoyindi..nenosaari parikinchi choosaanu…okka ammayee ledu…nenokkadaanne, adi koodaa chanti pillaadinesukuni..chaalaa oddgaa anipinchindi..em cheyaalo tochaka pakkaki vacchi nilchunnaanu…ee lopu oka uncle vacchaadu…

Uncle : (S tho) ” Ammayinee, pillaadinee elaa teesukocchavayyaa ee cinemaki”

S : “Ayyo, maaku theleedandee…multiplex lo vesthunnaaru ante mamoolu cinema emo anukunnaa”

Uncle: “Poster choosthe ardham avatledaa, vaddu..vellipondi..ammayi ibbandi paduthundi”

S naa vanka kora koraa choosina choopu ippatlo marchipolenu…ika akkada scene peddadi avuthundatam tho iddaram pakkaki vacchesaam pandu gaaditho…vaademo “amma, cinma podaam” antoone vunnaadu..

S: “Ninnasalu em chesinaa paapam ledu, choodu andaroo elaa choosthunnaaro, thelsina vaalu choosthe emanna vundaa”

Me: “Naakem thelsu, naa friends bagane vundi annaaru..great andhralo koodaa idem ladieski restricted movie ani raayaledu, baagundane raasaaru”

S: “Nee talakaay, pada podam”

Iddaram main entrance lo nundi bayataki vacchesthunte akkada inko Gate keeper (anthaku mundu maa tickets choosi nannu egaa digaa choosina athanu) adigaadu,

GK: “Em sir, vacchesthunnaaru”

S: “Ladies ki baagodantayyaa ee cinema”

GK: “Avunu sir, indaake chepdaamanukunnaa…kaanee meeru, madam gaaru emanna feel avuthaaremo ani cheppaledu”

Oh indukaa nannu adolaa choosindi anukunnaa..

S sarele ani ivathaliki vacchesaadu…Parking lo abbayi koodaa car bayataki theeshunte adigaadu..athanikee mallee ide cheppi bayatapaddaamu…intiki vasthunna daaranthaa S nannu shantuthoone vunnaadu…ammaki phone chesi chepdaamanukunte appatike 10 daatindi, padukuni vuntundile ani cheppaledu..

Pandu gaademo “Amma, cinma podaam” ani gola..

Me: “Ledu naanna..ninnoo, nannoo lopaliki pampincharata…anduke venakki velthunnaam”

Pandu: “Podaam, tapee  tapee ani kotteseyyi” (lopaliki pampinchani aa gate keeper ni karra tho Tapee Tapee ani kottaalita)

Intikocche daarilo S ni adigaanu “Ponee, Siri (daggarlo inko theatre) lo Sangharshana vundi, tamil lo ‘Poraali’ ane perutho theesaaru..Naresh vunnaadu..daaniki podaama” ani…nannu champeselaa oka choopu choosi intiki tecchi padesaadu….Pandu gaadini nidrapucchi  ilaa blog lo raasthunnaa…naaku ooha telisaaka intha embaraassing moment eppudoo face cheyyaledu…S ayithe thega feel ayipothunnaadu…ladies chooda koodani cinema ki nannu laakku raavadame kaakundaa, pillaadinesukuni bayalderuthaavaa ani noru thega nokkesukuntunnaadu 😛

Naa friends ee cinema cities lo theatres lone choosaaru…vaallani allow chesaaru kadaa, mari nannenduku pampinchaledu ikkada 😦 asalu families choodakoodani cinema ayithe multiplex lo enduku vesaaru…ye dabba theatre lono play chesukoka? Huhhhh!

Naakasalu ee madhya DVD lo movie choodadam ane alavaate poyindi…pirated eppudoo choodanu, DVD original vacchaaka koodaa ento intlo choodabuddhi avatledu…TV lo choose veelu kudaradu Pandu gaaditho…so ee cinema nenu miss ayinatte…kanti daakaa vacchi jaaripoyindi 😦

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Kolaveri Mania

Adento andarikee nacchindi naaku konni saarlu assalu nacchadu…ee paata koodaa alaantide…tune catchygaa vundatam thappa naaku inkem baagaa anipinchaledu indulo…aa mukkala english ento..facebook vacchesaaka ilaanti videos entha tvaragaa popular avuthunnaayo…andaroo ahaa ohoo antunte emundaa ani vinnaanu…naakem nacchaledu…ilaanti tunelo oka paata ayithe ok emo kaanee ee tune chesina Anirudh ki inkaa boldu offers vasthunnayani chadivaanu..annee ilaanti tunes chesthe ika cinema paatalaki manam kottha roopam icchukovaalsinde…Paata ante manchi ardham, padaalu, bhaavam, sangeetham kalagalipi vundaali ane paatha kaalam abhipraayam vunna naaku idi nacchakapodamlo vintha koodaa emee ledu…

Ayithe naaku maa Pandu gaadu gurthocchadu idi vinnappudu…vaadiki prathi rojoo rathri nidrapoye mundu oka katha cheppaali..aa katha oka paatalaa vundaali..sarele kindaa meeda padi elaago burra kathalu paadatam nerchukuni paadadaam anukunnaa…kaanee vaadiki kathalo train, pattaalu, station, ukku (proclainer), matti, itukalu, kaaki, udutha, gate, bridge ilaa thala thoka sambandham leni vasthuvulannee vundaali…avannee vunna katha okati kalipinchi daanni paatalaa paadaali…intha goppa pani nenu cheyyaleka maa ayanaki antakattaanu aa duty…ika rojoo thana paatlu vini padee padee navvukuni padukuntaa…ee paata koodaa alaane thikka thikkagaa vundi…:)

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Yaayyyyy…

Nenu chaalaa chaalaa happies…ninna oka incident jarigindi…naako debba thagilindi, ayinaa sare happygaa anipinchindi…Booboo nannu assalu miss avatledu, naa presence vaadiki bore kottesindi ani thega feel ayipothunnaa kadaa…kaanee vaadiki nenante chaalaa istam..adi elaa thelsindi antaaraa? Chadavandi mari 😀

Ninna afternoon vaadini criblo vesi nenu inti panulu chesukuntunnaanu…vaademo bommalatho aadukuntunnaadu criblo koorchuni….Dining area lo cupboard kinda edo padithe vangi theesukuni takkuna paiki lechaanu choosukokundaa…paina opengaa vunna cupboard door thalaki thagilindi 😥 speedgaa paiki lechaanemo, paigaa sharp edge…so debba gattigaane thagilindi…nenu chinnagaa keka pettaanu…chaalaa chaalaa noppettindi..kallallo neellochhesaayi…blood ayithe raaledu..kaanee thattukolekapoyaanu…chairlo koolabadi thala meeda cheyyi gattigaa vathhi pattukuni edupu aapukuntunnaanu…veedu nenu vesina kekaki aatalaapesi naa vepu choosaadu…oka 10 sec stare chesaadu…ika anthe gattigaa edupu start chesaadu 😦

Vaadi edupu boldanni rakaalugaa vuntundi….vaadu manalni choosi arusthunnappudu manam pattinchukokapothe kopamgaa arusthoo edusthaadu 😛 (vaadi bhashalo edo thidathaadu koodaa); Manam ethukovaali annappudu kaallaki chuttesukuni uhu uhu ani nasa edupu edusthaadu; kinda pado, edanna thagilitheno noppi tho gukka petti edusthaadu; ivannee kaakundaa vaadiki benga puttinappudu moothi sunnalaa chuttesi sannagaa edusthaadu…ideppudante bhayamesinappudu, nenu seriousgaa vunnappudannamaata…

And ninna edchina edupu paapam benga tho edchaadu…vaadu edupu modalettagaane nenu kallu thudichesukuni velli vaadini ethhukunnaanu…nannu gattigaa pattesukunnaadu..chaalaa sepu alaa vadalakundaa meda chuttoo chethulesi naa mukhamloki choosthoo edusthoone vunnaadu…naakem noppi ledu naanna annaa kooda nammakam kudaranattu alaa stare chesthoone vunnaadu baadhagaa mukham petti…oka 5min alaa etthukuni aa maataa ee maataa cheppi navvisthe kaanee edupu aapi mamoolu avaledu…

Naakentha santhoshamesindo cheppalenu…naaku noppedithe vaadiki baadha kaligindi (ante nenu edchaanani vaadu koodaa edchaadu anukuntunnaa…meeru kaadanakande, nenu hurt avuthaanu 😦 ) ante nenante istam, concern vunnattegaa vaadiki..

Kanaks intiki raagaane idanthaa entho sambara padipothoo cheppaanu…aah, adanthaa tussu bussu nee assumption maatrame…lite theesko, pasi pillaadiki em thelusthundi amma noppi ani theesi paaresaadu…Naakentha kopam vachhindante pakkana pappu gutthi andubaatulo vundi…daantho Kanaks gundu meeda okkaticchaa…Kanaks nannu raakshasee antoo thala thadumukuntoo edupu mukham pettaadu….appudu booboo kila kila kilaa, paka paka pakaa navvaadu, oka 1min alaa navvuthoone vunnaadu…Inka nenu Kanaks ni vekkirinchaa, “Choodu naaku debba thagili edisthe vaadu edchaadu, neeku thagili edupu mukham pedithe navvuthunnaadu thikka kudirindile ani” annaanu…ika vere cheppaalaa…Kanaks mukham kumpatlo kaalchina chilagada dumpa laa kamilipoyindi 😛 kikiki

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Thoughts

Idi chaalaa lengthy post…munde cheppesthunnaa…naaku bore koduthondi…ee roju afternoon assalu padukokoodadu ani decide ayyaanu, so edo okatile ani oka discussion gurinchi ikkada barikesthunnaa 😛

XYZ: Keerthi, you are wasting too much of time anipisthondi naaku

Me: Enduko 😕

XYZ: Lekapothe enti, nuvvokappudu elaa vundedaanivi…entha activega eppudoo edo oka pani chesthoo kanipinchedaanivi..alaantidi ee madhya intha dullga ayipoyaavu…ninnu choosthunte chaalaa ascharyamgaa vundi…nee life aimlessga anipisthondi naaku…eppudoo thinadam, rest theesukodamenaa?

Me: (already kopam vachesindi) Hmmm…marem cheyyaalani nee uddesam?

XYZ: Intlone vuntoo enno panulu cheyyochu kadaa…kotha language edannaa nerchukovachu, car driving classeski vellochu (inthakumundu nerchukunna, kaanee practice ledu oka 5yearsgaa) alaa oka ganta, inkaa netlo enno kotha vishayaalu nerchukovachu..anthe kaanee ilaa dullga padukuni vuntaaventi?asalekkuva maatladatledu koodaa nuvvu…edo appudappudoo books chaduvuthunnattunaav, inthaku minchi emee cheyyatledu nuvvu…

Me: Ekkuva maatladatledu, nijame…mounamgaa vuntam valla naaku chaalaa prasaanthamgaa vundi…dullgaa kanipisthunnaanani antunnaavu, but naakem alaa ledu…inka nuvvu cheppina panulemee naaku cheyyaalani ledu, vaatikante interestingaa vunde pani okati chesthunna 😀

XYZ: Abbo! Ento adi?

Me: Alochisthunnaa

XYZ: Enti 😯

Me: Yeah, nuvvu correctgaane vinnaavu, alochisthunnaa

XYZ: (inkaa shock nundi therukoledu) Sarigga cheppu, em alochisthunnaav anthalaa?

Me: (Dorikindi gorre) 👿 sare chepthaa inuko…morning lechinappati nundi nenu chaalaa vishayaala gurinchi alochisthunnaa…just simplegaa list chepthaa…vaati description cheppaalante oka rojanthaa paduthundi,

Baby

Kovvuru MLA paina ST/SC attrocity (???) case

Milk and andulo vunna nutrients

Amma chethi vanta, nutrition antoo rojuko variety prayogam

Paatha telugu paatalu, vaati saahithyam

World spice radio lo RJ job kosam apply chesthe elaa vuntundi?

Sunnipindi snaanam valana kalige upayogaalu

Fruits – okko fruitlo emem vitamins,minerals vuntaay?

Lunch platelo thindam kante bowl lo pettukuni spoon tho thinte thakkuva thintunnattu vunnaa…so ide enduku continue cheyyakoodadu?

Orkut, blog.

Afternoon nidra manchidi kaademo? kaanee kallu koorukupothunnaaye…

Arre…bojjalo soccer match start ayindi…muaaaaahhhhhh!

Ee roju evening snack entabbaa? Memu vere intikellaaka rojoo Kanaks ki kotha kotha snacks chesi pettaali

Nannatho raajakeeyaala gurinchi discussion 🙂 AVR, Sridhar Krishna Reddy inthalaa athukkupoyaarenti?

Habbaa…mallee paalu thaagaali, ikkada flavoured yogurt preparation start chesi marketing chesthe elaa vuntundo 8)

Walking elanoo alavaatayindi..idi inka lifelong cheyagaligithe baagundu

Mahi kallu entha swachamgaa vuntaayo…bujji pillalandari kallu ilaane vuntaay 😀

Apaachi company valla local ppl ki enni kastaalu?

Cleanser enduku use chesthaaru? Jai google

Kanaks inkaa raadenti? Rojoo phone chesthunte alusayipothunna..Grrrrr!

Budget saamavesaalu elaa avuthaayo ee saari? Dozen apples 180Rs 🙄 UKlone cheap

Ruthupavanaalu ooristhunnaayi kaanee Nellorelo vaanalevee? Environmental balance ni naasanam chesthunte ilaane avuthundi 👿

Ento nights aakali thaggipothondi, thinakapothe elaa?

Bujji baby bajjunnattundi, nenoo padukuntaa…aadavaallake ee adrustam(touchwood)…poor kanakaa rao 😛

Me: Chaalaa…inkaa cheppaalaa

XYZ: &*$£%*&  😥 😡 :juttu peeks:

Me: 😈 Lekapothe naathone gamesaa?

XYZ: (Elaano therukuni) Ivannee alochinchadam valana neekem upayogam?

Me: Mind sharpgaa avuthundi, chuttoo jaruguthunna vishayaala gurinchi ee matram avagaahana lekapothe elaa? Positive, constructive alochanala valla chaalaa upayogaalunnaayani oka booklo chadivaanu…gurthu techukuni cheppanaa ponee?

XYZ: (Dhaaaaddddddd!) Listener doesn’t exist anymore

Me: Hammayya…yappies 😀

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Mahila – Mahaaraani

Evaraa Mahila?

Inkevaru, Nene 8)

Mahaaraani…habbo, Ye Samraajyaaniko?

Vantinti samraajyaaniki + maa migathaa intiki koodaa 😀

Yem papam, mee ammakemayindi?

Puttintiki tharimesthunnaam 😛

Enduko? 😮

2 reasons vunnaayi 🙂

Ento avi?

1. Amma vanta thinee thinee naakoo, nannaki, Kanakaa Rao ki bore kottindi

2. Maa mugguritho vegi vegi maa ammaki bore kottindi

Ye oorelthondi amma?

Puttillante ammamma daggaraki kaadu, Mams & Peddi daggaraki ante Hyderabadki

Inthakee ennallu nee adhikaaram?

Ennallonaa, 4 days…Friday,Saturday,Sunday, Monday 🙂 Tuesday ki amma vachesthadi

Ee 4 rojula paripaalanalo em ghana kaaryaalu saadhiddaamanukuntunnaavu?

Kitchenlo ayithe Bangaala Bow Bow 👿 Dosakaya Damaal Dimeel 😈 Bendakaaya Baarr Baarr 😥 Carrot Carr Carr 😳 Vankaayaa Vaah Vaah 😡

Ante mari nenu aa veggies tho vanta chesthe vaati edupulu pedabobbalu alaa vuntaayemo ani mundugaane aa perlu pettaa…inka migatha vaatiki perlu inkaa decide cheyyalaa…outcome ni batti chepthaa 😀

Migathaa intlo ante vere pedda karyakramaalu emee levu…Illu vunnadi vunnattugaa vunchithe ade nenu chese pedda manchi pani ani amma selavichindi…Kitchen ante inka vanta thappadu kabatti nenu pai items cheyyaalanukunnaanu…adee matteru

Santhosham, all the best

Thanku 🙂

(manasulo…mahaaraani ni ani chepthunnaa nuvvoo nuvvoo antaaremito..maryaada lekunda…cha..I hurted)

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A complete family :)

Ee picture post chesthaa ani India vache mundu cheppaanu kadaa…finally ee roju kudirindi….flashback marchipoyunte refer to this post…Baavundi kadaa muchataga family 😀

donkey-010

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New Arrival

100_3576Oka bulli good news share c100_3574hesukovaali…actually oka love storylaa raayamani oka friend suggest chesindi…but ilaanti momentlo raayalenu 😦

Maa donkey ki bujji papa puttindi 🙂 ante naa daggara oka donkey family oka monkey family vunnaayi…andulo donkey coupleki last sunday baby donkey (papa) puttindi…achu vallamma polikatho…

Ok ok, clearga chepthaanu…Shrek donkey vundi kadaa…ademo husband donkey, Eeyore emo wife donkey…veeti renditiki papa puttindannamaata…

Inkaa ardham kaaledaa…sare ee pic choodandi ardhamavuthundi…Bujji papa donkey

Shrek donkey ki rings pettaanu porapaatuna….Eeyore di single picture ledu (Second piclo monkey kinda vundi)…veeti family picture theeddaamante Shrek donkey ni Indiaki pampinchesaa fedexlo….Eeyore and baby Eeyore matrame vunnaayi…So India vellaaka family potrait theesi post chesthaanu….Papa ani endukannanante aa baby donkey thokaki ribbon vundi..

Chaala excitingaa cheppalanukunna news 😦 India vellaaka photos upload cheyadam kastamani ikkadundagaane post chesthunnaa 😐

(Baby donkey ni naa friends present chesaaru..naaku surprise farewell gift, daantho paatu oka cute n nice jewellery set kooda ichaaru)

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A short exercise to my readers :)

www.google.com ki vellandi

“Pantene paripoorna mahila” ani search box lo type cheyyandi…click Enter

Images tab ki vellandi….

Choosi mee reaction ento (asalantoo react ayithe) ikkada post cheyyandi 😀

Thanks to my friend Archana for making me aware of this 🙂

Note: Indulo naa prameyam em ledu 😦 naakelanti duruddesam ledu, ala jarigipoyindi anthe 😳

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